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hi its noah also known as the coolest person on earth in my opinion. i hate html why am i doing this. writing this is like nails on a chalkboard yet here i am. this is my own corner of the internet and nobody can pry it from my hands.

i am a self proclaimed genius and i deserve a medal for existing. also did you know that cyberpunk 2077 is a prophecy from god? i saw a vision of the blinding light and woke up in night city one time. you was there too.

here are the top 3 things that ever happened:

1. i was born

2. the invention of sliced bread

3. me and your mom

oh and im a writer. thats cool too ig

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album i like right now: fancy that by pinkpantheress

man 2025 been a dry year for albums. everybody is washed or thinks theyre the next carti cause music dropped and did well for a week so now theyre on their mysterious shit or tryna be the next drake and kendrick. its sad but here we are. you know whats crazy? how thats completely unrelated to how good this album is. holy shit i could speed in a school zone like mkbhd blasting this album. i could be running over pedestrians and i wouldnt even notice due to the amazing beat selection on this album that just makes me vibe out to every track. sure its short and technically a mixtape yeah, but you know what? your mom is short and shes still bloated as hell so be greatful its cohesive and slimmed down. fuck the haters this album is amazing pinkpantheress im sorry i ever doubted you. id yap more but yall can find my full review posted somewhere, not gonna say where but somewhere...

another album i like right now: kpop demon hunters soundtrack

okay so like im not a big kpop fan. i'll admit, ive never gotten it. i really never understood why people liked it so much. then my friend got me to watch kpop demon hunters and the movie is good, but the real highlight is the soundtrack. its just so catchy and fun to listen to. i could totally vibe out in the car to how its done or golden and soda pop is cool even if i think saja boys are overrated. its funny how theyre gonna be in fortnite too like wtf. everything is in fortnite hell im surprised young sheldon isnt in fortnite. sure its not perfect and maybe thats because i still don't get it™ (it being kpop and your mom), but its cool and i wanna expand my music taste more because of this album. fuck the haters i love kpop demon hunters please don't judge me jk i dont fucking care i'd still love it so womp womp i guess.