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about me

hi its noah also known as the coolest person on earth in my opinion. i hate html why am i doing this. writing this is like nails on a chalkboard yet here i am. this is my own corner of the internet and nobody can pry it from my hands.

i am a self proclaimed genius and i deserve a medal for existing. also did you know that cyberpunk 2077 is a prophecy from god? i saw a vision of the blinding light and woke up in night city one time. you was there too.

here are the top 3 things that ever happened:

1. i was born

2. the invention of sliced bread

3. me and your mom

oh and im a writer. thats cool too ig

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