noahs album reviews
hot takes and questionable opinions since 2025
kanye tries to make his old albums again
Kanye West
the artist formerly known as kanye west tries again to become kanye again
kanye's midlife crisis party album pt 1: a review
Kanye West & Ty Dolla $ign (¥$)
kanye west reinvents the wheel with "vultures 1", one of three vultures albums released in 2024... is what i would say if this wasn't an album of all time. it has points, it has songs, it has features, it has production, it is music after all. its not a bad album by any means but its not a great one either, its like kanye tries everything new but manages to sound generic regardless, with some ideas falling super flat and the highlights being kanye returing to his roots. ty dolla sign did his shit tho i cant even lie his vocals are amazing i love ty dolla sign i want ty dolla sign this one here pls kanye
omg album of the year???? trying times review
James Blake
album of the year. argue with the wall.
yet another album i like right now: revengeseekerz by jane remover
Jane Remover
look. i didn't know anything about jane remover until yesterday. and by that i mean like literally i was in a club meeting and someone brought them up in the music club im in. so naturally i decided to listen to their most recent album, and lowkey its really fire. its like hyperpop meets jpegmafia meets 100 gecs and im not sure how to feel about that. i don't know the exact genre so some music snob is probably gonna dunk on me but i still fuck with it nonetheless (just like i fucked your mom lolololololololololololololol). idk what this is but i want more of it and i want it expeditiously. please jane remover youre so good at making music don't be weird ever please thanks i already have to deal with my favorite artist being a nazi pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
album i like right now: fancy that by pinkpantheress
pinkpantheress
man 2025 been a dry year for albums. everybody is washed or thinks theyre the next carti cause music dropped and did well for a week so now theyre on their mysterious shit or tryna be the next drake and kendrick. its sad but here we are. you know whats crazy? how thats completely unrelated to how good this album is. holy shit i could speed in a school zone like mkbhd blasting this album. i could be running over pedestrians and i wouldnt even notice due to the amazing beat selection on this album that just makes me vibe out to every track. sure its short and technically a mixtape yeah, but you know what? your mom is short and shes still bloated as hell so be greatful its cohesive and slimmed down. fuck the haters this album is amazing pinkpantheress im sorry i ever doubted you. id yap more but yall can find my full review posted somewhere, not gonna say where but somewhere...
